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The question is why?

Usually this would have two functions:

1) Increase the number of search terms that would result in the page appearing.

2) Increase the chance of the page being classified as "dubious"

This still doesn't answer why anyone would either want alter the number of hits the page gets. Of course by including the comment text here - in English and Chinese I must have tripled the impact.

Follow up: Google finds at least 500 other blog comments with the same spam.

Keeping the faith in vitamin c

Recently Annalise brought home some vitamin c solvable tables from college. These were handled out with the intent to help protect the staff from colds.

Linus Pauling's made the claim in 1970 that taking large doses could both protect against colds and reduce their severity. The direct benefits of vitamin c supplements for this purpose have long since been discredited however the credibility of the Nobel Prize winning Linus Pauling has meant that this myth has largely persisted 40 years later.

Numerous controlled studies have shown that that those taking a placebo have feared no worse that those taking vitamin c supplements with regards the common cold. Despite the fact that there is so much evidence against vitamin c why does the false promise of efficacy still persist? There is large industry that makes a great deal of money out of vitamin c and it is in their interests to maintain the link between vitamin c supplements and healthy living.

I suspect that there is placebo effect at the college that may work to it's benefit. Those believing in the efficacy of the vitamin c and taking the tablets may be less likely to "give in" to cold symptoms and stay at home than those not taking the tablets, even though both groups suffer equally.

Even so, isn't it time we focuses on scientific methods of prevention like hand washing and general hygiene rather than advocating quack remedies like vitamin c.

IPhone catastrophe

Last night, while reaching for my tooth-brush my IPhone slid from my jacket pocket. It fell, bouncing off the toilet seat, swirled twice around the toilet bowl before settling beneath the water. It sat there glowing as though trying to hang onto life for as long as it took for me to draw a breath, scream and yank it out.

My immediate impulse was to switch it off but the off button had no effect. Slowly but surely my beloved phone lost more and more functionality. First the touch screen failed, followed by the volume buttons, wifi, and then 3G until finally it started a repeated cycle of rebooting. The battery, that a few minutes previously showed as requiring a recharge, now showed as half charged - a sure sign of a major cognitive malfunction.

It sucks to have waived the extra insurance. The phone is now incubating in a bowl of rice in the airing cupboard. If not dead, it is certainly comatose. I am resisting the urge to charge it in order to check on its cognitive function as I fear that this would precipitate a terminal short.

Here's the dilemma - Apple will replace it with re-furbished one for £146 - ouch! But as there is a postal strike now this requires a trip to the Apple store.

Usually this is a straight forward task but how is this possible without a working IPhone? Without the ability to check train schedules and departure platforms on the move, without the ability to plot optimal tube routes based on current tube delays, without the ability to access google maps and get route directions from the station to the store, without the ability listen to a podcast on the 75 minute trip, without the ability to call and text to summon up loved ones, to snap a picture of a quirky scene, to twitter or facebook my movements, to read and send email and browse breaking news stories or even to perform a Doppler frequency analysis of the noise of a passing train to determine the combined speeds...

No, venturing to the apple store without an IPhone would be like returning to a Victorian England with printed train timetables, asking directions, making conversation with a fellow travellers and being oblivious of all that occurs over the horizon until it is recorded on dead trees.

Pity the Victorians - how did they cope? I need to check on that that phone .....

Happy, happy timeshifted birthday eve

Tis the eve of my timeshifted birthday.  Plans have been laid, presents perhaps bought and wrapped.

Plans include; an early morning alarm, perhaps 5am because birthdays are precious and should be maximised, a sumptious breakfast, presents, rollercoasters, lunch, rollercoasters, play with presents, evening drinks followed by 9:30pm romantic dinner date, play with presents and then wind down the day in preparation for the birthday boxing day.

Why timeshifted? Because my tentative travel date to India is the day before my biological birthday and a birthday without family and presents and food isn't really a birthday at all.

January Freeze

Some pictures from an early morning bike ride today

Most people seemed to belive we were taking our lives in our hands by walking on this pond. It seemed solid and a could have been 20cm thick so I think it was safe, anyway to quote a favourite saying "nothing ventured - stay safe and boring". 

The rest of the pictures can be found by clicking on the picture below.

I am not sure if I'll be able to get any aerial photography this afternoon - the camera battery doesn't cope well with temperatures this cold.

Fire, Fire! Laptop computer catches fire

Stephen unplugged his laptop charger to bring it down stairs for Annalise to use. When he returned to his room 20 seconds later he heard a pop and a fizzing sound. When he opened the door smoke was coming from the computer sitting on the corner of his bed and this had filled the room.

When I got there 5 seconds later it was well on fire and the flames were about 30cm high as was the bedding. I grabbed it by the corner and carried it outside to the driveway. There it burnt until we poured a bowl of water over it. The bed also required water thrown over it and then a wet towel thrown over the mattress. The smoke was horrible. One of the battery cells had fallen out of computer and we scraped this into a bowl of water before taking this outside.






I called PC World's The Tech Guys to report the fire, We have two other laptops of the same make. This is a E Systems 4213 laptop. All three were bought 8 Dec 2007 making them exactly one month out of their 12 month warranty period. They refused to cover it, assess the safety of the other two computers or have anything to do with the incident.



Shame on you PC World. It is one thing for a device to stop working outside of its warranty period but quite another for it to self destruct by bursting into flame. We are very lucky that we were not asleep or out at the time. Oddly while our smoke detectors go off frequently due to burning toast or bacon they were never triggered by the battery smoke.

A video collage of the last week

Places my camera has been over the last week.

Subway madness

I occasionally walk down the high street at lunch time from work to the Subway where I purchase a 6" veggie delight sub for £2.00. Today I was dismayed to discover I had left my wallet at home and was reduced to scraping change from the bottom of my bag.

They know me because I always ask for olives and jalapenos and jalapenos and jalapenos with a few extra jalapenos. Only I say "Halepenos" and they say "Jalapenos". It is a constant sparing struggle and neither I nor this otherwise fine institution are prepared to concede defeat.

Well today, being of limited means, after purchasing a 80p Guardian newspaper instead of a 90p Times I noticed a limited period "Meal Deal" at Subway. This is a 6" sub (the picture shows meat on it) with a cookie and drink for £2.49. This suits me as I only had £2.55 and could get a drink and cookie for only 49p more than I usually pay.

I order this deal but decline the ham and just have the cheese and olives and jalapenos and jalapenos and jalapenos with a few extra jalapenos, as is my want. But when I come to pay they don't want to give me the drink and cookie because I didn't order the ham. When I point out the I did NOT order my usual "Veggie Delight" but the "Special limited time only Meal Deal" and just declined the ham they were incredulous. It would have been no problem it they had put ham on my sandwich and I had scrapped it off and tossed it away but ......

I prevailed but "only this once because i am a regular customer". To bad that tomorrow I will be at my other office and won't be able to try this again - nothing like a crusade against stupidity!

Baño del Papa, El

We went to see a screening of Baño del Papa, El tonight.

This was a brilliant movie. It was beautifully set between Uruguay and Brazil and deals with the impact, or lack thereof, of the Pope's visit there in 1988.

I can recommend it.

Trailer here but without english subtitles.

Stephen's Birthday

The entire world always seems celebrate Stephen's birthday. I think it helps that it is on the 1st January.

This year we spent the day in London at the Foyles bookstore, lunch and then checking one of Stephen's university options - Kings College.

Foyles is, in their own modest words, "Europe’s largest bookshop* with 5 floors and more than 200,000 titles in stock plus a wide range of gifts and stationery, printed music and second-hand and rare books, as well Ray’s Jazz Music and Books, the Cafe and a Gallery and events space".



I think Stephen has been correcting a few things on the wikipedia page for Kings College London because he was able to quote the most arcane facts about the college. Ah well each to our own ....